Farewell Lunch

同事今日last day. 我地拉隊出去飲茶. 佢係辭工重返校園, 真係羨慕佢.

早幾年離開舊公司時, 都有諗過如果搵唔到野做就索性將僅餘既積蓄投資落個master course. 但係計黎計去都計唔掂條數, 始終屋企有負擔, 好難話唔做野去全職讀書. 後尾呢度請我咁緊係做, 幾時都係錢緊要d.

其實對MBA興趣從來唔大. 不過洗濕左個頭, 讀左business....我最想讀番 Fine Arts, 又好似好不切實際. 唔通一把年紀先黎學人轉field, 去同班二十出頭既爭份幾千蚊既工?

無奈...嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚~~~~

Weekend

星期六出門口時勁大雨, 又一次見識到有d小朋友確實係好"可愛". 果條"靚"仔5, 6歲左右, 一路行一路踩水氹, 一係就將積水亂踢. 可憐途人俾佢踢到一腳污水, 紛紛走避, 令原本已經逼到死既行人路更加亂更加冇位行. 拖住細路既阿媽全程望住個寶貝仔笑嘻嘻, "哎吔, 你又fing親人啦, 哎吔, 你整濕哥哥啦, 嘻嘻嘻", 我@#$%^*&^(*

食完野想買幾本書都搵唔到, 無所事事走去山頂吹風淋雨. 我朋友話好浪漫, 我話好狼狽就真. 不過都好, 落雨山頂冇乜人, 可以舒舒服服食個tea.

琴日又tea. 同個friend食住cake八左兩個鐘. 好在我lunch淨係食左半份三文治, 唔係又超標. 不過為左唔好俾d cakes直落肚腩+大脾, 返到屋企都好似癲婆咁狂郁, 直到某人頂唔住問我係咪食左fing頭先停.

天氣依然不穩

返工又落大雨, 又塞車!

今日搭火車見識到有d老人家同細路係幾咁"可愛". 講左老既先, 有個阿婆上車, 好權威咁指住一個坐喺度既女仔, 大聲講"唔該", 跟住就作勢要坐低. 對面其實仲有幾個吉位, 但個女仔個位可能係阿婆既"非佛"? 原本坐喺度吽下吽下既女仔先係一呆, 然後無奈地起身坐過對面. 阿婆坐低時個樣好得戚.

跟住又有個阿媽帶個著住幼稚園校服既細路上車. 果時好大雨, 走雨罅上車時阿媽唔小心踩左細路一下. 上到車個細路就不停fing手fing腳扭計同鬧佢阿媽踩親佢. 個慈母又攬又錫又"tum", 俾我就兜巴醒佢.

Belly dance 9月開始加價啦, 一加加四舊水. 即係成二百幾蚊一堂, 都幾貴. 但係學開又冇理由唔學, 雖然我真正吸收到既野可能好有限, 又成日冇記性.

Weekend又冇野好做. 我估我聽日唔係大覺瞓就係週街蕩. 除非有得去旅行, 唔係而家真係寧願返工都唔想放假, 起碼唔洗諗做乜, 去邊.

天氣不穩

琴晚原本去上yoga, 但搭搭下車突野然間胃抽筋, 差d行都行唔到, 結果冇去, 嘥左一堂.

返到屋企又冇野啦喎, 都唔知咩事.

今朝起身好大雨, 以為黑雨有望點知只係黃雨. 有遮都冇用, 落到巴士站已經濕晒. 落親雨都勁塞車, 平時15-20分鐘既車程今日攪左40分鐘出黎. 落雨點解一定塞車呢? 落唔落雨條路都係咁多車架啦! 我又唔覺d車比平時行慢左好多喎.

雖然落雨, 但都應該仲有廿八九度, 巴士依然係好焗. 但係今朝坐我隔離個女仔一上車就拎件冷衫出黎著. 我睇得好清楚係冷唔係線. 凍咩?!

今日lunch食大家樂, 未見過咁油淋淋既咖哩, 食左三份一已經頂唔順, 好似飲油咁. 同事個意粉又係油浸. 呢排油平? 定廚房倒瀉油?

Belly dance tonite. 上次教既野唔記得晒lu, 仲叫我地番去練下, 哈哈, 次次一踏出studio就將啱啱上堂學既忘記晒啦, 練乜鬼丫練~~

Afternoon report

13:00 食飯
14:00 發呆
Plan for 15:00-18:00 白日夢白日夢白日夢白日夢白日夢.................

Morning report

7:00 Alarm rings, hit snooze button
7:05 Alarm rings, hit snooze button
7:10 Alarm rings, hit snooze button
7:15 Stagger into bathroom
7:25 Back to bed for a quick nap.
7:30 zzzzzzzzz
8:00 Wake up with a start
8:01 Throw on any clothes I can find
8:04 Run!
8:10 Jump on bus
8:15 Stuck in traffic jam
8:20 Still stuck in traffic jam, cursing myself for oversleeping
8:25 Still stuck in traffic jam, cursing the whole world
8:32 Arrive at train station, make a dash for the train
8:35 Dozing off on train
8:40 zzzzzzzzz
9:15 Wake up with a start. Just in time!
9:18 Run to the office
9:22 Arrive office. Switch on PC
9: 25 Scan through emails
9:32 Breakfast
9:40 Turn on NJstar
9:41 NJstar not responding. How am I going to type Chinese?
9:43 Forget NJstar. Harrass A for answers to tedious issues. No answer. $%&^*!
9:48 Re-install NJ f^%*ing star
9:55 NJstar working
10:00 Blog
10:10 Gossip on msn + skype
10:20 Not sure what to blog about
10: 30 More gossip
10:40 And more gossip
10: 50 Yet more gossip
11:00 onwards Gossip gossip gossip....blog whatever that comes to mind

濕熱

阿醫師話我勁濕熱, 執左劑好味到不得了既去濕茶我歎, 嘩, 苦口良藥得佢丫, 飲到我想喊.

夜晚瞓得好差, 成晚發惡夢. 夢見返左去讀中學, 仲要考試, 幾鬼死恐怖. 驚嚇過夢見俾鬼追.

半夜四點幾紮醒, 成頭成身大汗, 好似浸完水咁. 飲左中藥影響?

Sick...

死, 一早起身喉嚨勁痛頭痛骨痛, 大T我地都係唔好再食KFC...

其實好想去睇醫生跟住唔返工, 但喺屋企好悶. 留喺屋企又要開冷氣, 唔化算. 見仲行得都係返工好d.

瞓醒懵下懵下入廁所, 一抬高頭就見隻大強喺個抽氣扇度爬上爬落. 非常醒目既我即時開抽氣扇. 頂, 隻野跌左落個企缸度四圍遊走. 據我經驗所知殺大中小強係唔洗用劍既, 都唔洗用黑旋風, 我好鎮定咁拎起枝浴室萬潔靈, 向住目標狂噴. 幾秒後, 強強痛苦地反肚, 淨低一隻腳抽下抽下...唔.....仲有清新檸檬香味添.

死強累我遲左出門口. 頭痛到死都要我追巴士! 而家d巴士火車係咪都要較到25.5度, 焗到痴肺, 已經唔舒服仲要冇氣抖﹗

搭車焗到瞓唔著, 睇書. 之前抽起條筋想睇d light少少既小說, 結果用兩個星期時間睇晒Sophie Kinsella 4本 shopaholic書, 而家又開始返睇murder mystery. 講真, 一本書冇人死冇暴力冇縣疑始終唔係好啱我, 加多少少色情更好, 哈哈.

結果睇到去羅湖, $%^&*x!@#*(&*^+....

Wonderful life......almost....

Had a very relaxing facial+massage and then a very relaxing yoga class. Went shopping afterwards. Got myself some nice cheese and champagne, got a good book; when I came back I had the Emperor Concerto playing on the HiFi, hubby was too busy to bother me, hahahaha~~

Life can't be better except, tomorrow's MONDAY, and I've got a big ugly zit right under my nose, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~~~~~~

Took me half an hour to get rid of it, managed to make it look less worse. Hope the redness will be gone the time I wake up.

MUST NOT go to KFC again this week.

食

今日生果報頭條: 北韓飯店賣童肉餐. 都係果句啦, 極權統治去到邊, 貧窮飢餓就跟到邊.

餓得耐, 人就失去理智, 自己個仔都會劏黎食. 講到食人肉中國就歷史悠久兼經驗豐富, 因為成日都好窮. "資治通鑒" 都有記載"關東大飢, 人相食"; "京師大飢, 人相食" 等等。近代d既, 有文革時期廣西食人肉事件.

不過咁, 有錢有得食又唔見得好好多. 琴晚睇discovery channel, 有條嚴重痴肥, 750磅既大肥佬俾人的去減肥. 個肥佬肥到多年黎都離唔開張床, 連坐起身都唔得, 唔好講行路. 最後要用到拖鯨魚既網同出動消防員將佢抬出屋. 條肥佬肥到咁仲唔知死, 對住個減肥餐話唔食, 要食burger.

冇啖好食既為生存而食, 太多野食既為食而生存.

出井 & déjà vu

去完沙井一日遊, 好彩去一日唧. 上面又熱又焗又大塵, 我地呢d歎慣冷氣既廢人上到去特別覺得辛苦.

一場去到沙井, 去食"高級私房菜", d野都幾好食, 價錢拍得住香港, 但冇冷氣果度衰丫. 越食越熱, 越食越頭痛. 走果時個頭痛到想嘔. 成個下晝我都係混混噩噩. 個人好熱, 但係個頭又痛到標冷汗. 搭車落深圳時直情痛到眼都擘唔開.

再到沙井, 我特登再睇下新裝修果part. 真係無話可說. 上次去我已經同同事講過, 我喺夢中黎過呢度, 真係完全一樣. 我仲記得個夢係我俾喪屍追(打機後遺症?), 追到去間似工廠既地方匿埋, 果時我地都未接收沙井, 更加未裝修. 估唔到現實生活中, 幾個月後, 我會去同一個地方....

死啦個夢有冇咩喻意架? 沙井有怪物?? 定d怪物係暗喻某d人某d事??? 總之都唔慌係好野.

點解六合彩開彩號碼又唔見我會夢到?

Closed

東主落井, 休息一天.

英文巴士阿叔

頭條日報: 猛撼櫃車 上層3客拋飛 九巴撞爆車頭 弟死姊傷
我日日都搭巴士, 都咪話唔驚. 上層肯定危險過下層, 而下層又以司機位後面既位比較安全. 所以我盡可能坐下層右邊.

d巴士司機一般都好興貼住前面架車個屁股行. 有咩事真係好容易撞埋去. 今朝就係喇, 前面條友唔知係咪唔識路, 全程行到窒下窒下, 我搭果架巴士就全程貼住佢行. 卒之賴野, 前面架車突然一下急停, 我地車入面就有幾個乘客差d仆x. 有個男人一腳踩左落我度, 我本能地望一望佢, 都未出聲, 佢先講一句 "It's not my fault", 跟住迅速拎轉面. 丫, 雞腸? 我暗暗打量呢位中年阿叔, 年約40, 頭髮稀薄, 白底藍色直間裇衫啡色吊腳西褲加白波鞋, 咦? 有fashion sense喎. 只見阿叔拎轉面後攞個電話出黎, 大講廣東話. 哈, 點解頭先同我講英文﹖

我估阿叔講英文原因有兩個: 1) 我呢排晒黑左似菲傭; 2) 秉承中國人傳統, 講英文者地位較高, 果句英文只係先發制人, 用黎大我既.

都係大我既多啦. 阿叔恰細路女.....

第二輪廢話

今朝出門口居然見到人接新娘, 呱呱嘈, 隔離街都聽到, 我仲以為劈友. 乜今日好日咩? 反正無聊我就去網上通勝八下. 咩話? 今日宜割脈???? 正想叫d同僚黎笑下, 哈, 係"割蜜"先啱, 又發雞盲....

講開又講, 點解香港咁興d大燈罩型婚紗? 好睇咩? 究竟著住點去廁所? 我當年就係諗唔通去廁所呢個問題所以唔敢揀拖地大燈罩. 問人又好似好樣衰.

細T妹妹 post左佢個生日爬地d相啦, 我撻左張全家福 (點解我大細眼既?). 原來咁多人六七月生日, 真係好啊, 成日有得開爬地, 成日有得食, 個個食到豬圓肉潤. 下個月有冇人生日啊?

去唔去書展好? 其實都諗唔到有咩想買, 但weekend又冇野好做. 唔想成日瞓, 呢排瞓得太多, 條腰骨好痛.

後日又要去沙井, 諗起就唔開胃.

哎吔...我醒起八月有邊個生日啦....都唔會有生日爬地囉.....hehehehe~

好嘢~~~

老細放左假, 好嘢好嘢好嘢好嘢好嘢好嘢~~~

琴日全日無所事事, 瞓醒都已經夠鐘下午茶. 去左兩度地方tea, 食到肚都凸埋出黎. Book唔到yoga, 又book唔到facial, 逼住同條傻佬週街蕩. 佢成日想我買3G電話, 咩呀, 想時時check我去左邊? 好難啦. 我死都話睇唔啱d款.

去左景隆街d寵物店混吉, 俾我發現左隻BB Bernese (伯恩山犬), 店主私伙愛犬. 得意到暈呀~~我飛撲埋去狂抽水, 一洩手足之慾跟住心滿意足走人.

好無聊, 可唔可以搵個weekend做d有意義少少既野呢? 例如...er.....um.....唔去銅鑼灣食tea, 去遠d﹖

星期一, 冇mood做野, 都係果句啦, 好掛住我張床!

好熱

打風就冇香港份, 一味熱. 熱到心情惡劣, 好想搵個人黎打下

琴晚跳舞繼續懵下懵下, miss左兩堂, 仲跟到都算係咁. 以我一貫作風應該係上半堂學過既野下半堂就俾番晒人.

原來上星期五Liina帶左幾個學生上都市閒情示範. 佢真係好落力做宣傳. 肯定好快賺到盤滿缽滿, 肯定好搵過d所謂渣兜會計師! 呢排ACCA做咩呀, 做埋d核突肉麻節目, 講到做會計好巴閉咁. 車, 咪又係工一份, 係好得咁交關既就唔洗講咁多啦. 佢搵黎出鏡d會計師仔/女.... 得罪講句, 呢行係咪真係冇靚仔靚女???

如果有得揀過既話我死都唔會揀會計架啦, 我肯定會讀Fine Arts. 起碼果d我知係乜, 會計...我到依家都仲係好迷茫.........

無題

今日跳舞日, 朝早我又如常拎個大袋出門, 搭車如常瞓到死左咁, 落車如常忙亂地向前衝, 手忙腳亂間個手踭掃親隔離賓賓個.........胸................

晨早流流就俾人怒啤, 仲要三步一回頭咁啤. 超, 洗唔洗咁呀? 我有say sorry架喎. 洗唔洗叩個頭俾你添呀?

琴晚上hot yoga, 熱到癲之餘仲全程一仆一碌, 我發覺我平衡力實在係非常之差. So far我做得最好既動作就係Shavasana, 等我講解下呢個動作啦, 即係--------The corpse posture, 扮死屍. Yoga書係咁形容"Lying supine on the ground like a corpse is Shavasana." 我放親假喺屋企都成日練架, haha

無心工作添, 成日流流長點捱?

不過好似都冇乜邊日有心工作...

Where the Lost Ones Go?

最近成日聽同一首歌, "Where the Lost Ones Go". 我不嬲以為Sissel淨係唱classical掂, 但呢首都幾好聽丫. 喺Youtube搵到個 live version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDMAKheXZK8&search=sissel%20, 有人話係ultimate break up song, 哈, 又係喎, 歌詞如下:

Leave and let me go
You're not meant for me, I know
Carry on, carry on, and I'll stay strong

Leave and let me go
I will think of you, I know
But carry on, carry on, and I'll stay strong

Someone else will keep you warm, from now on
Someone else will keep you safe from the storm
But I'll be with you wherever you go
So you will never be alone
I'm going where the wind blows
Going where the lost ones go

I will be with you
I'm losing the love I found
Crying without a sound
Where have you gone?
I will be with you
You were my fool for love
Sent me from high above
You were the one
I will be with you
I'm going where the wind blows
Going where the lost ones go

Leave and let me go
Don't look back just let me know
You'll carry on, carry on, you must stay strong
Nothing ever looks the same in the light
Nothing ever seems to quite turn out right
But when you realize that you have been loved
You will never be alone
I'm going where the wind blows
Going where the lost ones go

I will be with you
I'm losing the love I found
Crying without a sound
Where have you gone?
I will be with you
You were my fool for love
Sent me from high above
You were the one
I will be with you
I'm going where the wind blows
Going where the lost ones go

Leave and let me go
Baby I can't come along
So carry on, carry on, you must stay strong

(我簡直係天才, 咁就霸左成版)

我d/l左個mp3, 留番第時攤牌用, 某君知道後都係果句啦, "你低能"...

I hate 沙井

下個禮拜又要再去沙井, 真係麻X煩, 最憎返大陸!

沙井N年前去過一次. 以為脫離左"疴凸"行業之後以後都唔洗再去呢d核突地方, 點知而家可能成日要仆上去添 : ( 唉~ 人地去深井食燒鵝, 我就去沙井吸沙塵兼冇啖好食, 人地去迪士尼, 我騰上騰落, "跌死你"就有我份, 真係同人唔同命..........

紫微斗數話我36歲前要頻頻撲撲做餐懵先搵到錢, 中晒囉. 死啦, 仲有成18年先到36喎, 點算好呢? 哈哈, 哈哈

琴晚又成三點先瞓, 明明好眼瞓但係過左11點突然間鬼咁精神, 而家又死下死下喇. 咁樣實在唔係好掂, 我係咪應該試下夜晚"撼"頭埋牆"撼"暈自己? 定隊酒隊"淋"自己好d?

The New World....sucks

Watched "The New World" last night. God it was such a BORE. Here's how the story goes: Native Indian girl (Pocahontas, ha!) falls for white guy, the guy leaves, she grieves, then she marries some other guy, the other guy realizes that she is in pain and is still in love with her previous love, so he decides to end her grief by uniting the two lovers. So then the girl meets her first love, and then she realises that all those years of sorrowness were in vain . Her yearning for all those years makes no sense. All those sad years wasted on a guy now she hardly even knows.... blah blah blah blah.......

To my surprise, S said he liked this cliched shit. I'm not sure whether he said that simply to drive me crazy or as an attempt to feel elite. We had a row over it. He was still having a bit of sulks this morning, but I managed to cheer him up with a hearty breakfast.

Wandered around in CWB this afternoon. Bought a couple of novels and then a late lunch at Pret. I contemplated whether I should have a manicure but decided I better came back to check on the month-end numbers, gotta beat the HQ to it.

Shajing trip tomorrow. NOT looking forward to it at all!!!

Inspired by Minna

又要上大陸, 我最最最最憎上大陸偏偏份份工都要上, 真淒慘. 仲要鬼死咁早上...

有個超級靚女friend介紹我上女人網睇 office鬼古, 有d又真係幾奇奇怪怪. d古仔既共通點就係全部都係有驚無險, 似乎d鬼怪係想整古人多. 名符其實"鬼咁無聊".

我以前仲喺D記時有次充軍九龍灣某up dup廠廈, 一星期返足七日, 日日做到夜一夜. 有晚卒之頂唔住, 發燒. 同事驚我死喺佢地面前急急打發我走. 我暈陀陀, 懵下懵下行過馬路等車. 等車既位置後面係個鐵絲網, 圍住塊好多垃圾既空地.

一路等一路覺得腳後面有野郁, 聽真d真係有腳步聲, 仲有d好似指甲刮落黑板度既吱吱聲. 九龍灣工業區夜晚11點幾, 除左我地幾個唔願收工既賤人仲喺度磨爛蓆之外, 真係四野無人. 我心諗邊個玩野呀, 嘈嘈閉, 正想拎轉頭望時個"鬼"字突然喺腦海浮出...

已經好唔舒服, 仲要撞鬼? 個天唔係咁玩我呀嘛? 好, 我一於詐唔知, 乜都聽唔到聽唔到聽唔到. 但係架死人車又等極都唔到﹐ 極度無聊兼八卦既我終于忍唔住向後望, 太黑初時望唔清楚, 淨係見好多黑影喺地上面, 望清後, 哇!!! 原來有起碼超過五十隻大老鼠, 喺度爭奪幾大袋垃圾入面既殘羹. 有幾隻由鐵絲網爬左出黎, 喺離我腳後兩三步位置踱步...

果次係第一次近距離見咁大群老鼠. 個場面好震撼, 最衰果陣d手機冇得影相, 唔係影低嚇人都好.

阿婆搭火車

時: 八點幾
地: 紅磡火車站月台往羅湖方向
人: 拖住巨大紅白藍阿婆; 套裝斯文靚女; 多事閒人(me)﹔KCR職員

事發經過:
月台上, 阿婆迷茫地左望右望, 閒人呆站一旁, 靚女經過
阿婆(截停靚女): 阿姐姐, 去羅湖係咪呢度搭車呀下?
靚女: 係呀
兩人呆企等車
車到, announcement: .....本班列車以上水為終點站.......
阿婆跟大隊上車
靚女: 呢架車唔係去羅湖架
阿婆: 你頭先又話去羅湖喺呢樹搭既?
靚女: 呢班車去上水架
阿婆: 咁去羅湖喺邊度搭車?
靚女: 係呢個月台...
阿婆 (大聲打斷): 咁你又話呢架車去上水?
靚女: 呢架車係去到上水架咋, 啱啱講左...
阿婆(更大聲): 咁羅湖係咪要過對面搭呀?
靚女 (開始唔耐煩): 你搭下架啦, 下架係架啦
阿婆 (大刺刺坐低): 哼, 呢度大把位我唔坐坐下架?
靚女唔再理阿婆, 搵位坐打開都市日報
靚女去到沙田落車, 閒人同阿婆搭到上水. 閒人落車, 好心職員叫阿婆落車
阿婆: 我去羅湖呀!
職員: 阿婆, 呢架車黎到呢度總站啦
阿婆: 而家d車唔去羅湖?

我趕返工冇得睇事情進展, 唔知後尾點收科?

發呆中

而家身處太子, 對住d數發呆. 我都好想快d做好佢早閃早著, 但一來個腦好實, 二來我係一日未到交功課果日都唔願郁既人. 係要趕頭趕命先做得起勁既. 對, 我犯賤...

琴日下晝瘋狂排毒之後, 夜晚唔敢食野, 食左幾塊餅頂肚就去瞓. 今朝心血來潮度下條腰, 嘩勁呀, 冇左吋幾! 所以話呢, 邊洗去修身堂邊洗買藥買到窮呢? 用廿三蚊買個好景婆媽豆腐飯就得喇. 呀, 去郎田日本料理都得, 用匯豐card有五折添, 優惠期到06年12月31號架.

德國輸左波, 哈哈, 唔知佢地會唔會好失落, 失落到冇心機做野呢? 我真係一個email都收唔到喎. 係就希望佢地繼續失落啦.

好想去做spa, 香港千千聲, 不如索性去泰國仲可以shopping. 喂有邊個好姊妹有興趣去轉泰國快d舉手, 我地擇個吉日飛起d麻甩佬自己去wet啦~

我中左毒

嗚嗚~~~食完飯冇耐又疴又嘔呀, 食左藥而家個肚仲係好痛, 頭先個婆媽豆腐飯有毒!

又去唔到太子, 唉~~ 明日復明日, d 野做得完先好, 話咁快星期五又死期到!

呢排腸胃好差. 我覺得係上得大陸多食衰左, 唔知可唔可以 claim工傷?

遲下又要上大陸, 舊"無錫豬頭骨"已經隨時可以哽死我, 而家仲開多口"井"想我跳落去. 天將降大任於我? 唔洗客氣啦, 我年紀大唔勞得唔餓得架啦大佬.

深圳又有同事雙喜臨門 ---- 大肚+結婚. 真係恭喜晒. 上面好流行結婚生仔一條龍. 效率一流! 如果佢地喺公事上都係咁高效率我實甩少好多頭髮, 死少好多細胞.

我又要去幫襯廁所... 睇怕搬埋入去坐都得啦....................

A time for the Red, White and Blue

今日美國國慶 o say can you see, by the dawn's early light....唔關我事. 今日係阿媽生日, 呢樣就關我事, 我一早就送上越洋SMS, 係咪好孝順呢.

琴晚同某某亂車無謂車到兩點幾, 人地捱眼瞓睇波, 我就捱眼瞓講廢話.

下晝又要去太子. 果邊個會計做左好多野, 但係我悟性低, 睇黎睇去都睇唔明佢做左d乜, 要親自過去請教下佢. 唔知係我問題定係佢問題? 我成日都覺得佢唔係好明我講乜, 我又成日都唔係好明佢講乜.

好多野要做, 但又冇mood做. 出面落雨落到烏天黑地, 我好掛住我張床~

行屍走肉

死得啦我瞓得兩個鐘, 今日又化身喪屍四圍嚇人.

眼瞓到有幻覺, 行行下有樹葉飄落黎我以為係飛小強, 迅速向右一避, 嚇到旁邊肥師奶擘大個口望住我.

又慌失失去追架2A巴士, 上左車先醒起自己要過海, 面懵懵落返車. 幸好我今日頭髮蓬鬆面色蒼白雙目無神, 俾我撞到一仆一碌既無辜乘客都只係默默承受, 冇向我母親送上最真摯慰問. 香港人真友善.

去到紅磡我又拎住張冇錢既發達通反覆地嘟, 後面位好心阿叔提我要增值. 呢位阿叔真係好脾氣, 不過阿叔後面位阿姐好似想星我兩巴咁款.

食完早餐魂魄先歸位, 不過好似歸唔晒. 算, 反正個個星期一對我黎講都係遊魂日.